Humor Quotes
As you can probably tell from our popular cartoon section, we at the Data Governance Institute are firm believers in the old adage “A Laugh a Day Keeps the Data Professional From Snapping and Going Full On ‘Office Space’ on the Company Printer.” Man, that old maxim is just timeless. So much of our lives are taken up by serious matters; serious work, serious meetings, serious bosses, serious messes in the break room… With all of that, don’t you think we seriously need to laugh too?
Some of the quotes below are about business, some are about life, all of them are about laughing at the absurdity of it all. Enjoy!
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: Versions.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy
Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts – for support rather than for illumination.
I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
It is very sad that nowadays there is so little useless information.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Acceptance – Attitude – Communication – Data – Experience – Failure – Humor – Information – Knowledge – Leadership & Authority – Privacy & Security – Statistics & Analytics – Success – Technology
